...#1: Bristol Palin explains to a police officer what happened:
“Some guy pushed me down on the ground and was dragging me by my feet,” Bristol Palin tells police. “They took my $300 sunglasses, they took my f**king shoes and I’m f**king just left here?”
The officer asks where she’s injured. “My f**king knees, my face, where’s my sh*t? I have a 5-year-old in the car,” she replies. ...
America's finest at their best. We are doomed.